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Danny and Jason meeting each other for the first time like:
Danny, pointing at Jason: baby???????
Jason, who just walked into the kitchen for cookies: baby!!!!!!!
Danny: what the fuck is a baby doing here???????
Jason: who left the baby unattended?????? Where are his parents????????
Bruce: i adopted both of you wh-
Jason & Danny, screaming on top of their lungs: BABY!!!!!!!!!!
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Idk I’m just imagining Bruce adopting Danny, not telling anyone, bringing him home and Jason was just in the mansion. And their stupid dumb ghost brains go
Danny: not even filly formed baby in pain!!!!!! He’s been suffering for so long…. Need to protect!!!!!!!
Jason: a fucking two years old baby!!!! (Wait what) very very young, very dumb, need to protect!!!!! (Who tf is this kid)
And when put together, they immidietly adopt each other. I feel like the scene that follows is Jason force feeding Danny a cookie, rambling Abt how thin he is and how he should eat more, and Danny fighting him while trying to give him ectoplasm so his core can fully form, cooing and telling Jason how he doesn’t need to worry, Danny’s here
Okay but let’s talk about Dan and Ghost King Danny. Yeah, sure the angst is well and good but what about the sheer hijinks that could ensue?
Thus, I propose the following: Community Service AU. It’s exactly as it says on the tin. King Danny who puts Dan through community service in the zone, doing stuff to help his reign, and improve the realm as a whole. Soup time is well and good, and well, Walker is a possibility but c'mon. It’s Walker. Community Service sounds much more reasonable. Danny is the Ghost King, it’s not like Dan can get into too much trouble.
He gets banished to the dreaded paperwork realm to help sort through the backlog because does anyone think Pariah Dark was any good at clerical work before he went off the rails? Nah, I don’t think so! There’s certain tedious things that Danny just Doesn’t Have The Time for but look! Here’s Dan, who’s just enough of Danny to be able to do some tedious kingly duties but also not being Danny enough to actually contest for the throne. Dan gets to help nurture and while it’s forced at first, he gets to see a positive impact that he has on those around him (Eventually, with good enough behavior he gets to finally see his sister again.)
Smash cut to a JLA meeting where Constantine is there for Reasons and then the whole of the JL members present gets the shock of their lives when a terrifying mass of vicious teeth, a body that doesn’t move right, too many eyes, and freezing cold rips a hole in reality.
Dan was helping Ghost Writer find some books that were never returned years before. Honestly, Danny would’ve just written them off as Lost but Dan had been really good lately and Danny thought he earned a little harmless fun. Besides, those occultists really should’ve known better than try to steal from the Dead.
Batman/Bruce, in the middle of a huge argument in the diner room: I have no favorites.
Batman (to the camera): My favorite is Cass. She can neutralize every single one of us.
Camera on cass eating a bagel, while Bruce narrates: And I respect that.
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Duke: Cass.
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Cass: Duke.
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Steph: Cassie!
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Selina: You know who it is.
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Jason (to the camera): Dick? Oh that’s so fucking easy it’s the gremilin
Tim (To the camera): It’s the gremlin.
Oracle/Babs (To the camera): Damian.
Steph: Evil child.
Damian: Me.
Dick as nightwing in a rooftop walking around with his hands: Oh my god, I can’t belive you even asked me this??! We are all a big ass family and- We just keep going, like there’s so many people here who I never saw before snd they just *poof* keep spalming and- Like cmon guys get a grip-
Dick (To the camera): *sight*
Dick:… It’s Damian.
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Jason (To the camera) without batting an eye: Tim.
Cameraman: I’m sorry- *checks notes* I’m confused… Didn’t you to- Tried. to kill Tim Drake once?
Jason:
Jason: So?
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Tim (To the camera): I feel like I should say Bruce….
Tim: I mean it needs to be someone I admire, respect, enjoy and stand up for despite all flaws.
Tim: Like despite every single wrongs right?
Tim:
Tim:
Tim, horrofied: Oh my god it’s Jason.
Jason on the other side of the window behind Tim wearing a full Red-Hood atire and holding a cellphone gen 1: HA-HA.
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Alfred (to the camera): It’s not Master Bruce.
Bruce: Alfred? Definitely not me.
Dick: It’s Bruce.
Alfred (to the camera): You don’t raise as many children as the fate bring to your doorstep by yourself, take care of their wounds, wait for them in a cold night without getting any type of rest until you receive a single sign indicating that they got home safe and then get the luxury to choose.
Alfred (To the camera): I wouldn’t even consider the luxury of choosing.
Alfred, serving tea at the dinner table: You all made my hair go gray equally.
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Babs (To the camera): Me.
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Damian: This is ridiculous, obviously I would pick my father.
Damian to the camera: Nightwing.
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Harley: I’m not even sure how y'all let me be part of this.
Camera man: We didn’t-
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Commissioner Gordon ( To the camera): If I’m being honest I feel like I resent every single one of them.
Commissioner Gordon: Except of course, my daughter.
What he should be: the leader of the (NTT) Titans and a respected and experienced superhero on the same level as as any member of the JL
What we’re currently getting: spends 50% of his appearances still being Batman’s sidekick and the other 50% being used for sex jokes/fanservice.
Jason:
What he should be: an extremely dangerous crime-lord that’s ruthless to criminals but gentle to their victims
What we’re currently getting: a dumb oversized teenager that act as “spare Batkid #3“
Tim:
What he should be: doesn’t have his shit together, but somehow still get things done
What we’re currently getting: an obnoxious Peter Pan that constantly has his ass kissed by the narrative + other characters
Damian:
What he should be: an intelligent warrior-prince with skills beyond his years
What we’re currently getting: an angry incapable white kid
Duke:
What he should be: The Batfamily’s rookie that’s taken under everyone wing and is slowly building relationship with each member while discovering his place in Gotham City
What we’re currently getting:
Cassandra:
What she should be: Batman’s true successor and an undefeated powerhouse who is every criminal’s worst nightmare.
What we’re currently getting: a silent, mild-mannered Asian girl who can’t function in life without someone (mostly Barbara) telling her what to do.
Stephanie:
What she should be: a-surprisingly-positive-despite-her-rough-past solo superhero that has a unique presence in Gotham and the superhero community.
What we’re currently getting: a bubbly blonde valley-girl who is attached-at-the-hip to Cassandra at all time with no relationship to anyone except other Batgirls (and Tim)
Barbara:
What she should be: a 30-something year old disabled woman who act as the backbone and tech-support to the entire superhero community.
What we’re currently getting: a ditzy young Batgirl who’s constantly infantilized to remind old men of their childhood crush on her.
Jason: Who the fuck are you calling a “son of a bitch,” you pigeon-livered saucy lackey! Maltworm spat out of a mouldy rogue! Rare parrot teacher! Your—
Bruce: —Language!
Dick: Yeah! What the frick-frack tickity tic-tac snik-snak, bro?
